How To Have... (NSFW)

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How to have gay sex.

1. Call boyfriend or fuck buddy. If unavailable, go online and search for a one-night-stand. If you're more adventurous, go cruising. Worse come to worst, go and find a gigolo.


2. Kiss your partner. Passionately. Make sure you brush your teeth. In the case of unavailable teeth cleaning instrument, eat mint candies.


3. Take it off. Leave undies untouched. Explore. Use your five senses. This is foreplay.



4. Touch more. Explore more. Don't know your way? Ask. Foreplay is important. Enjoy watching each others bulge.

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5. Take off underwear. Compare each others cock. Gaze each other with such a longing, as if the desert longs for rain. 



6. Have frottage. Have a cock fight. Remember, use condoms. At this stage, please proceed to oral sex if you want to. 


7. If you're into anal, please proceed to fuck your partner, or be fucked by your partner. Enjoy the ride. Don't forget, condoms and lube. 


8. Cum. 

Post-sex activities includes coffee, cigarettes or a drink down at the mamak stall. If you're horny as hell, go for a second round.

And please study your theories in Biology about the prostate. Also, have a shower together before sex. It cleans up both of you and the shower is a very conducive place for foreplay.  


P/S: I know this is a very nonsensical post. Forgive me of my horniness. :P

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11 comments

  1. AnonymousAugust 12, 2011 at 1:00 AM

    Wow! It makes you sound like an expert in love-making and sex department. Hehehe... so, are you that experienced? :p

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  2. TomAugust 12, 2011 at 4:55 PM

    Calvin: Nope, haven't done any real practicals before. Only know about the theory. LOL

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  3. AnonymousAugust 12, 2011 at 11:12 PM

    Do you know there is a event in Facebook for all bears to gather and have fun tomorrow (13 Aug 2011) at Sunway Lagoon from 12pm-5pm. Will you go to feast your eyes on so many bears? :p

    There will be bears from Malaysia, Taiwan, Singapore.

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  4. TomAugust 13, 2011 at 2:03 AM

    Eh! Really ah?? Aiya... Tomorrow I'm going to Matta for research on my holiday.

    Is there a link somewhere? :)

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  5. Jared VincentAugust 13, 2011 at 4:11 AM

    You forgot fingering!!! not making the butthole easier to enter and less painful!!! ><
    I actually got arouse reading it ><

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  6. TomAugust 13, 2011 at 11:56 PM

    Jared: Thanks for reminding. Aren't those bears sexy? LOL

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  7. savanteAugust 14, 2011 at 9:43 PM

    But where to find the gigolos! :P

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  8. TomAugust 15, 2011 at 12:44 AM

    Savante: Eh... Yellow Pages? Hahahahaha

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  9. AnonymousAugust 15, 2011 at 1:00 AM

    Try and see if you can watch this clip.

    https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=223930870986402&comments

    If you can, I'm sure you'll be so aroused by it. Hehehe... don't say I didn't warn you. Lol...

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  10. TomAugust 15, 2011 at 1:28 AM

    Privacy settings, Calvin. Not available to me. :(

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  11. AnonymousAugust 15, 2011 at 2:29 AM

    Awww... too bad. It's a competition for gay bear men from 6 countries which was held in a club. Each of them took off their shirt on stage and you could hear people screaming! Lol... the Thai bear is so cute and he's so shy. Hehehe...

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